I love having kids and being a stay at home mom, but sometimes it starts to feel like I’m just a peon in a work place run by tiny tyrants. Here are a few reasons why kids should never be in charge.
You need to go back inside because you forgot your what? Oh, your pirate eye patch. Of course. Why would I ever think of trying to drive you to school without your pirate eye patch?
2. Impossible to please
Here baby, have a bite of the delicious sandwich I made for myself that you have been trying to pry out of my hands. And… you just spit it at me. Okay then.
Yesterday he said, “Broccoli soccoli, you are my favorite!” Today, those look like tiny trees in an evil sorcerers forest. Of course they do.
4. Endlessly Demanding
Kids can be totally out numbered by adults, and they will still keep us all busy. Come to think of it, this is an interesting management tactic…
This morning my son asked me why my “tushy cheeks stick out so much.” Seriously? I think this is material for a lawsuit.
And…an extra one just because it’s true:
The quarterly performance reviews will never be objective because they love us wayyy too much.